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i will geochronologically date all of you

wat?

animus is bakemono

lets go on a carbon date animoo

follow the flow of the conversation here, guys

post link -> praise it -> using contents

carbon isn't good enough, bantam, let's go uranium date

wut

a carbon date is only 50k years, our date should be 14,000k years

lots of time for smoochinf

smooching too

gotta start things slow dude

carbon date first and see where it goes

I don't chemistry, but I know mineral called rock

how bout that

it's hard and solid

like my body

good description

does that mean deto is a demi god?

understood, bantamium

deto i will smack you silly boy

you blaspheme against the geods

date rock go

deto is a chiseled god

dating rocks is old school, i date people now

bantam is 16.3 billion years old...me gawds...he's older than the universe O_O